Clothing-Optional 3-Day Adventure

2 Nights • 3 Days • R4,200 per person sharing

(Includes luxury accommodation, delicious food, and a guide who has seen more human bodies than a doctor — but without the medical degree.)

 

Welcome to the wilderness getaway where the stress melts away, the clothes come off (if you like), and the only thing judged is the scenery.

This is your chance to reconnect with nature, your body, and that part of you that says:

“You know what… I was born naked — maybe it’s time I remembered how that feels.”

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What’s Included

• Luxury accommodation (no tents, no mattresses-from-1992 — this is modern day luxury)

• All meals (yes, including braai AND poetjie — bring your appetite)

• Guided hiking

• Guided biking (hire available if you didn’t bring your two-wheeled pride and joy)

• Snacks & refreshments

• A snake-alert dog, because snakes aren’t nearly as funny as humans think they are

• Clothing-optional energy-awareness moments
  (A fancy way of saying “be as naked as you feel comfortable — nature won’t mind.”)

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Your Cheeky 3-Day Adventure

Day 1 — Arrive, Relax, and Pretend You’re Outdoorsy

Arrive late afternoon, looking like a normal, fully clothed citizen of society.
Meet the guide. Meet the group. Meet the fire.

We ease into things with a relaxed braai/BBQ, laughter, snacks, and maybe a quiet moment where you wonder if tomorrow is the day you finally let the breeze say hello.

Then slip off to your private luxury lodge — because even adventurers deserve decent pillows.

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Day 2 — Hiking, Rock Pools & Questionable Tan Lines

Start the morning with a good breakfast — the kind that prepares you for adventure and accidental nudity.

A short bike ride gets us to the trailhead, where your day of gorge exploration begins.

The Gorge Hike (aka: “Rock Pools & Roll With It”)

We hike at your pace.
Fast, slow, stop-every-12-minutes-for-a-photo — whatever works.

Expect:

• Rock pools you will absolutely want to get into

• Healthy snacks

• A snake-alert dog, because one of us needs to be paying attention

• Moments where clothing is 100% optional
  (Pro tip: nature does not judge, but sunscreen is your new best friend.)

By late afternoon, we’re back at your lodge for some well-earned R&R — Rest & Relaxation, not “Robe & Robes,” because honestly you may not want a robe anymore.

Evening at the Boma

We gather around the fire for potjie, stories, and possibly a gentle debate on whether tan lines are natural art.

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Then, back to your private lodge for sleep — preferably horizontal, but you do you.

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Day 3 — Forest Bike Ride & Final Hoorah

Wake up to a leisurely breakfast — no rush, no schedule pressure, and no need to look “put together.”

We hop onto bikes for a slow, scenic ride through towering pines and indigenous forest.
Bike hire available at an additional cost because — in the words of our ancestors — “nothing in life is free except advice and unwanted opinions.”

We wrap up with a friendly farewell, full hearts, relaxed bodies, and possibly a newfound appreciation for wearing fewer clothes.

 

Clothing-Optional Philosophy

We keep it simple:

• You may keep your clothing.

• You may lose your clothing.

• You may alternate like a confused meerkat.

This is a non-sexual, respectful, nature-based adventure.
We take fun seriously — but we take safety, consent,

and comfort even more seriously.

Nature already sees everything… we’re just catching up.

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Book Your Adventure

Bookings are limited — mostly because we can only manage so many free spirits at once.

Email: nakedexpressionsonline@gmail.com
Phone/WhatsApp: +27 822620196